Real Word: ambulance
Danita's Version: AM-ba-lance (I said it today without even realizing it, but suddenly I knew I'd been saying it like that for quite some time. The sad thing is that I started saying it like that when I was making fun of someone. Figures.)
Real Word: insurance
Danita's Version: IN-sure-ince
Real Word: umbrella
Danita's Version: UM-brell-uh (ell-uh, ell-uh, eh, eh, eh)
Real Word: Ask
Danita's Version: ASK
Real Word: Harassment
Danita's Version: huh-RASS-ment (not HARRIS-ment)
Real Word: Route
Danita's Version: ROUT (rhymes with stout)
Real Suffix: -ing
Danita's Version: -IN'