Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Yeah, that's how I talk.


Real Word
:
ambulance
Danita's Version: AM-ba-lance  (I said it today without even realizing it, but suddenly I knew I'd been saying it like that for quite some time. The sad thing is that I started saying it like that when I was making fun of someone. Figures.) 

Real Word
: insurance
Danita's Version: IN-sure-ince

Real Word
:
umbrella
Danita's Version: UM-brell-uh (ell-uh, ell-uh, eh, eh, eh)

Real Word: Ask
Danita's Version: ASK

Real Word: Harassment
Danita's Version: huh-RASS-ment (not HARRIS-ment)

Real Word: Route
Danita's Version: ROUT (rhymes with stout)

Real Suffix
: -ing
Danita's Version: -IN'

This Valentine's Day, Don't Just Say "I Love You." Wear It.

The Good, the Bad and yes, the Ugly