Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

I'm hoping this was just a mis-quote...

um ... so there was a pic with the following caption: David Beckham has a field day after scoring his first goal as an L.A. Galaxy player during Wednesday's match at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif. After, Beckham told the AP: "I felt I was going to score as soon as I had the ball in my hands." 

like, the hands he's not supposed to use in the game of FOOTball? 

and they talk smack about Americans calling it "soccer."

It's Friday, so I have to laugh at something.

'ku-chi 'ku-chi 'ku funny.