I know I've already e-mailed it, but I needed to put this in a place where it could be kept and perhaps discovered by others one day ... because it was just that funny to me.
Down In Godric's Hollow:
"Who this old lady?
OH SNAP she a parselmouth!
Nagini in there!"
Thank you for that, Bonnie. It's tacked up in my cubicle to provide me with a chuckle at any given moment.
In other news, this is a new site, Haiku for You, and it, my friends, is stupendous. They provide the haiku and the art, which of course, makes for excellent cubicle/writing desk/fridge decoration(s). I encourage you all to submit your own topics because I'm sure you'll be as tickled as I was when I saw my topic covered.
Check it:
Here's the backstory:
"My topic proposal? Summer is too hot for mullets.
I would like a five-seven-five loosely based on how un-hot it is to be in a crowded bar and see some dude’s sweaty mullet shrivel up like a white man’s Jheri curl. Here in the north, we’re currently suffering through some sweltering humidity, and I do not take kindly to having some dude flip ‘n fluff his long gnarly stuff over his shoulder and effectively into what was, just moments before, a rather enjoyable thirst-quenching beverage.
Bonus points if you can get a “rat tail” in there somehow.”
Pass it on and hope to see yours there :)
p.s. Even better is the Wikipedia link they created for Jheri curl. The explanation for that makes my soul glow.