It has come to my attention that somewhere in this world, young people, swept away by their naivete, are falling prey to what shall henceforth be regarded as the
One Degree of Separation from a Crackhead.
Therefore, consider this kindly posting to be an edict, a proclamation, a call to protect one's worldly goods and a carefully wagging pre-I-told-you-so e-finger.
The main decree of the One Degree of Separation from a Crackhead stipulates that if you know someone who has direct contact with a crackhead any- and every thing that you give to that someone will be promptly shared with said crackhead.
That being understood, under absolutely no circumstances do you evuh hand cash money or anything that can be easily pawned to this someone that you know. The crackheads will have it and you will be shiz outta luck, wallet, jewelry, snack foods, DVD players and quite possibly a place you once called home.
Kids, D.A.R.E. to beware and remember to 
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