Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Last Saturday I received my first marriage proposal.

 
for Rachel ...

The African Troll Proposal
crazed! i can't marry
a stranger seeking green card -
broke, but not that broke.

Rules that ought to be posted -- for the sake of others more so than for the sake of myself.

I am currently suffering from an HP hangover.