Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Shocks to the senses.

SIGHT

I'm just going to say this and I'm going to leave it where it falls, but ...

Last night as I was closing my blinds, I sure do wish one couple would've closed theirs.

Gracious.

SOUND

I'm still amused by the hush-hush whispers of Asian men and women grasping for my attention as I meandered along Canal Street with my aunt on Saturday.

"KucciPradaLoueeVetawnCoash? Come come, no? Fow me, miss, fow me. Come, come."

SMELL
I don't know what it is, but the pungent odor that pervades the subway station at 34th Herald Square/Penn Station never changes. It always smells like a mixture of urine, vomit and something sketchy like fruit cake baking in the hot underground.

I know, I know. You just threw up in your mouth a little reading it, but I tell you -- no other station reeks quite like that one. They're not reek-free by any means, but that one is some kinda pungent all kinds of the time. And as gross as all that is, it gave me the most familiar, Eagles-style peaceful, easy feeling. 

I miss that city.

So much.

TOUCH

Other places I have been, the people swerve, dodge, stop and tip a hat or nearly jump sideways to keep from touching you, but not there. Before I even stepped onto the city streets I was jammed in two-by-twos, wedged on an escalator in Penn Station. My shoulders brushed other shoulders and backpacks and forearms as we made our way to the E train, and I shook my head at tourists who approached the subway turnstiles like they were about to double dutch.

I found my hands resting on and clutching hand rails just to hold on. 

I also found myself nearly exhausting that wee container of purell stashed in my purse.

TASTE

When you're hungry and weary and even feeling small, eat a chicken gyro off the street ... and eat it all.

I see me, but how do you see me?

When I make myself laugh.