I got one of these personality tests in an e-mail, and I had some downtime so I figured I’d indulge my curiosities. Of course (cue the Andy Rooney scowl), you know it’s one of these “make a wish” things where the wish only comes true after you send it to a certain number of people. What crap. However, the answers were surprising to me. I found my priorities for the most part were well-aligned, the people that I listed were exactly where they needed to be placed and No one’s supposed to see this but you, but I don’t reckon the Dalai Lama will mind. Oh, and I like that this one comes with the Dalai Lama’s appraisal. Apparently he suggests you read it to see if it works for you …
Someobody get Eddie Murphy on the phone. I’m fidna make a wish and take this Tibetan Personality Test.
I I I I I I I I I Want The Kniiiiiiife.
Pleeeeeeeease.
I’ve left the instructions in, just because there are certain points that are funny to me. Namely, someone named Peach provides the instructions. I guess Peach is Confucius’ ‘round-the-way-girl name. Golden nuggets of wisdom include, “The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened.”
Fancy that in a fortune cookie, eh?
Man, the redundant instructions are killing me, but I’m too lazy to reorganize. Besides, I don’t want to tussle with any Tibetans.
~ TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST ~ Peach says: Take your time with this test and you will be amazed. I did this last year when this came around and a spiritual wish I made did happen - in fact all year long.
The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you Very Interesting.
Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.
Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.
MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!
A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.
Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.
You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember - no one sees this but you.
(1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig
(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat,Coffee, Sea
(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color: Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.
(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.
FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT. Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.
ANSWERS: (1) This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow Signifies CAREER Tiger Signifies PRIDE Sheep Signifies LOVE Horse Signifies FAMILY Pig Signifies MONEY
(2) Your description of dog implies your own personality. Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner. Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies. Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex. Your description of the sea implies your own life.
(3) Yellow: Someone you will never forget Orange: Someone you consider your true friend Red: Someone that you really love White: Your twin soul Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life 4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.
Shut it.
Anywho, what y’all thinkin’? Here’s what I found.
My priorities: Family, Pride, Career, Money and Love. That sounds about right, even though it’s one of those things that when you look at it on paper or whatever, you hope that love wouldn’t be last … Yet, the reality of the situation is that it is, even though I’d rather it be, like, first. I think that starting with love could mean it’ll flow elsewhere, you know? Oh well, the drought continues.
I am warm. My (invisible) partner is (ha!) aloof. (Got that right.) My enemies are just what you’d expect – sneaky ass muthafuckas. Sex is (for someone at least) as it should be – sensational. Lastly, the sea is just as it always has been for me – refreshing.