Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Spazzed.

Drank way too much caffeine today, but I needed the buzz to get me through another late night in the cubicle. It all began with too many sips of iced coffee courtesy of Dunkin Donuts.

Please note:

Iced Coffee from Dunkin Donuts : me :: Bobby Brown and/or crack-pipe : Whitney Houston

Now I'm up trying to complete my first (already late) homework assignment for my creative writing class. I'd play that "over my head" song by The Fray except I'm already frayed enough.

Tension.

Can't Nobody Breaka My Stride