Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Situationally funny me.

Earlier today:

Raucous laughter dies down as people sigh themselves back to their regular breathing patterns.

CO-WORKER: I swear when we get back to our desks I'm going to look up Last Comic Standing and see about getting you on there, because I swear you would win.
ME: I'm not funny like that. I have never watched this show. I don't know anything about becoming a comedian.

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I am just funny. I know it. I get it. 

I just am in the very similar sense that Rene Descartes thought he was and so he was. 

Me on Last Comic Standing? I don't know so much about that.

For several reasons:

a) I prefer sitting, and

b) I'm only funny in situational settings.

The age when ...

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