Earlier today:
Raucous laughter dies down as people sigh themselves back to their regular breathing patterns.
CO-WORKER: I swear when we get back to our desks I'm going to look up Last Comic Standing and see about getting you on there, because I swear you would win.
ME: I'm not funny like that. I have never watched this show. I don't know anything about becoming a comedian.
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I am just funny. I know it. I get it.
I just am in the very similar sense that Rene Descartes thought he was and so he was.
Me on Last Comic Standing? I don't know so much about that.
For several reasons:
a) I prefer sitting, and
b) I'm only funny in situational settings.