Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Virtually impossible for me, djr, to be concise, but here goes.

You can only type one word. No explanations. 1. Yourself: dreamer

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse), nonexistent

3. Your hair: natural

4. Your mother: amazing

5. Your Father: complex

6. Your Favorite Item:  speakers

7. Your dream last night: vacation

8. Your Favorite drink: rum

9. Your Dream Car:  porsche*

10. The room you are in: cubicle

11. Your Ex: who?

12. Your fear:  stuck

13. What you want to be in 10 years? accomplished

14. Who you hung out with last night? pillow

15. What You're Not?  content

16. Muffins: blueberry

17. One of Your Wish List Items: rims

18. Time: drags

19. The Last Thing You Did: labels

20. What You Are Wearing: black

21. Your Favorite Weather: fall

22. Your Favorite Book: mockingbird

23. The Last Thing You Ate: nuggets

24. Your Life: important

25. Your Mood: irritable

26. Your best friend: generous

27. What are you thinking about right now? pillow

28. Your car: new

29. What are you doing at the moment? chewing

30. Your summer: fleeting

31. Your relationship status: singleton

32. What is on your TV? dust

33. What is the weather like? marvelous

34. When is the last time you laughed?  lunch 

* My dream car is actually a classic Aston Martin, but obviously that didn't fit the criteria. Suckers.

Hear how it'll all play out here.

My "purse" my anchor.