Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Stop This Train.

Job Status Update No paid time off (PTO). No bonuses. No raises. Not privileged to company-sponsored happy hours and the like. 401(k) match highly unlikely. Outlook regarding future of company - not so good (unless you're a senior manager and above). 2010 health benefits package? "Uhhh, we'll get back to you."

Huge difference between job and career. Neither of which, as far as I'm concerned, is a viable option for me in This Place. Trying to get out really feels like paddling by hand up shit creek in a giant colander.

Dishwashers and mail-room clerks have greater job/career promise than I do at this point.

Pray for me.

Putting It Out There

Tuesday Trifles