Thanks for seein' about a girl, friend. here's where I'm writing my own history—for you, for me and anyone else who needs to laugh to keep from cryin' every once in awhile.

Another thing to make you go hmmm ...

Pitt a Pitt a Pitt a Pitt a Pitt. A. Chameleon Okay, yeah, this is really odd. I mean, the pictures don't lie - he's even assumed Gwyneth's slouchy posture ... it's just odd. I'm not gonna labor over it, because goodness knows our world is obsessed enough with the celebrity culture, but I'm only mentioning it because prior to reading this I had only considered women sort of bending themselves to the man ... But now, Angie flies a plane, Brad got himself a license. Brad goes UN humanitarian and it's interesting that Angelina has been all about that. I'm counting on my resident psych enthusiast, Rachel, to proffer her opinion because I find this to be troubling. On one of those other gossip sites someone said that Brad is an actor who's used to engrossing himself in a role so he therefore adapts himself to a certain role mirroring his significant other. One person thought it was too superficial and innocuous and that perhaps he really has issues. (Well, duh.) Issues are like cooties, everybody has them; we're just trying to act like we haven't been caught.

(Circlin', circlin' my dot, dot as we speak.)

Mama got me makin' cornbread :(

I say, I say, uh ...